You searched for what? January 2010

Posted on Jan 17 in blogger meme, funny posts, get involvedby TalinaPrint

Haven’t shared a strange search terms post in a while. Been getting lots of perverted lookie-loos, lol. I’ve sprinkled this edition with some odd tidbits of knowledge to intrigue or to just educated those perverted lookie-loos. Enjoy!

how many nipples do babies have at birth
-> Um, usually just the two if you are talking human babies. Did you know the Tailless Tenrec is the mammal with the most nipples? Tailless Tenrec babies are born with 24 nipples. What is a Tailless Tenerec you ask?

nipples: the next big thing
-> You know big nipples make for an easier and clearer landing for baby especially if you are in to letting newborn baby perform the “Breast Crawl”.

men blood blisters breast
-> If someone pinched it or was sucking it you probably do have a nipple blister my friend. To pop or not to pop? Personally I am a popper. Grab that sewing needle, sterilize it, pop that baby and squeeze. But don’t leave the needle on the counter for your dumb cat to swallow like I did.

before and after nursing nipples
-> I took a poll on twitter. It’s true nipples do change after nursing! Responses were:

Yeah, they were pretty flat before. I had an oversupply and my first baby used to yank wicked hard at the breast. Now they protrude.

very much!

yep! They are huge!

yes, unfortunately, they got bigger, will they go back to normal?

hear nipple woman
-> Yeah, I searched this term and came up with lots of stuff I’d rather not share here on the blog. I am sure there is someone out there referred to as “nipple woman” that you could listen to. I’d rather not find out anymore about that though. Besides could Nipple Woman actually have anything to share that I’d want to hear?

fun open Christmas gifts with gloves on?
-> Yep, I’ve heard of people opening gifts with gloves on, kind of a fun- make people laugh idea. Even better us to try wrapping the gifts with gloves on. Speaking of gloves, did you know they make gloves for texting and using various other touch screen devices? Yep, you can be warm and use those electronics, Score!

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