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Sunday Stealing: The Dating Profiles Meme

Posted on Nov 20 in Featured, blogger meme, funny postsby TalinaPrintText Resizer Text Resizer

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them right? Well The Dating Profiles Meme scours those on-line dating sites, weekly so we can to respond to them.

Well, I am a tad lat on this one but better late than never right? This is my first attempt, here it goes:

The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times

1. Why is this so hard?

Probably because you are a bit creepy and are trying way to hard.

2. Walk with me.

Why so you can get me out in the forest and bash my head in or try to molest me?

3. My software is state of the art.

Ha, ha! If you have to say that then I know you are wrong. I call that “my penis is going to fall off” syndrome.

4. Can’t believe I did this.

Your girlfriend can’t believe it either buddy!

5. Life is an adventure or nothing.

What the hell does that mean? Either you are way in to drama (aka. adventure) or you are severely depressed.

6. Looking for someone to get to no.

You should look for a book on English grammar and educate yourself a tad more. Brains are attractive.

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!

Which is why you should just stop trying.

8. Anything is possible, right?

Well I guess so but given your morbid demeanor I am gonna guess it wont.

9. It’s your last day to live, live it.

Um, yeah. Live it and quit hanging around dating sites feeling all lonely.

10. I enjoy text messages.

Because you lack people skills?

Ahem, I guess N is right I’ve still got some anger and bitterness in me these days as a result of some work drama. LOL. The Dating Profiles Meme was a perfect way to get it all out without making someone want to murder themselves. Ha!

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