So the theory is that I am under weight and my hormones are not balanced due to this. I am just a tad bitter about this in case you didn’t already know… So I am wondering how Nicole Richie goes from skin and bones to getting pregnant and have the baby all within a like a year?

Yeah, I am still feeling kind of bitter. When I realized she was pregnant and had the baby I was all WTF??

In other news our landlord has confirmed that he will not show the house unless we are present. He doesn’t want to risk anyone getting attacked my our dog (good girl, Dixie!)… How mighty considerate of him huh? I guess he also thinks an ass biting may prevent the house from selling.

Plus he doesn’t want any trouble messing with N’s privacy. N emailed the landlord and played the “influential person”/ celebrity card, you can’t just allow buyers and their agents to stroll through a celebrity’s house unaccompanied, what if personal information is compromised?.?.

So I am feeling less pissy about it all today. Oh and we got our economic stimulus deposits today from good old Bushy (president bush) and we are paying bills with it like most Americans will. It is a nice chunk of bonus cash that is just going to help us squeak by. Are you getting a stimulus check/ deposit and what do you plan using it for?

So am lazy today and planned to chill out on the couch with my laptop watching TV and doing stuff on the internet. So I have the oxygen channel on right now (becasue that was the channel the TV was already on), they are airing the show “The Bad Girls Club”, what the hell kind of show is this? It’s some kind of reality show about bitchy girls or something…

Part of me wants to watch it because it is just so out there but at the same time if we as a society get into watching people act nasty on reality shows aren’t we just encouraging the bad behavior and nastiness in our society?

What do you think about this? Have you ever seen the show I am talking about?

I normally don’t spend much time worrying about what is going with the Hollywood scene and all that but last night at 3am when I had nothing better to do I checked out perzhilton.com because a friend said I should. I saw a youtube video of Brittney Spears and her first emergency room visit of 2008… I couldn’t believe how many people we out trying to get a shot of her. The streets were lined with people and cameras of all sorts, it was absurd!

This morning when I was talking to my boyfriend about it he found a video of Keven Federline driving like a crazy trying to “block” the paparazzi from getting a shot of his kids that were a car ahead of him. N remarked at how much of a pain it would be to have to go through an ordeal like that every time you wanted to go out. Living like a normal person is not easy when that many people are following you and your every move. I would not want to have to “block people” from taping or photo graphing my kids like this every day…

My solution, choose functionality not the latest style. If I were famous and didn’t want my kids or myself to be photographed or taped while driving to and from activities I would get myself a nice chester molester van with no windows (or with windows that had thick curtains) that way I could be driven around and not have to worry about hiding my face. We could drive as slow as we wanted and nobody would get a shot of us because we were secluded in our simple van of retro loveliness. Some of these vans even have tables, couches and refrigerators… It doesn’t get any better than that! LOL